I got an email from my friend this morning. I thought let me share it with you…

Mom came to visit her son Kumar for Dinner…..who lives with a girl roommate Sonia.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate that met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, Kumar volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sonia and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Sonia came to Kumar saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner; I’ve been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

Kumar said,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother:

I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the chutney jar from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Kumar
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Some emails arrived in my Yahoo! Account are funny and real…

Letters ‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’ & ‘d’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99
(Letter ‘d’ comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters ‘a’, ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999
(Letter ‘a’ comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters ‘b’ & ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999
(Letter ‘b’ comes for the first time in Billion)

And

Letter ‘c’ does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting

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